Nutcase!!!!
You? Here? Wait, check
if you haven’t made a mistake! You really want to participate
financially in my frenzy! Too amazing, I love you already! This is
going to be simple, don't worry! For a secure payment I propose
Paypal. Actually, I have to be honest, I don't know anything about it
myself. I have only created my account for this occasion, thus if you
are a beginner, like me, we are going to discover it together.
Otherwise, I’m sure you know what to do better than me …
If
you are a beginner, this is what you’ll have to do:
1.
First, you'll need to create an account (unless you have one
already). It's free and fast, all you need to do, is fill in some
basic information.
2.
The next step is logging in. Not difficult, all you do is enter your
e-mail address and the password you chose during registration.
3.
Once on the homepage, you should be able to see a small tab saying
"Sending money." It couldn’t be easier.
Now,
the essential question: What
is your guarantee, that I will meet your request??? Let us be frank.
The answer is: you have none!
Well,
there
is my communo-activist up-bringing: the solidarity is a right AND a
duty … Also, you must understand, I am delirious… Therefore, I
will be truly thrilled to spend long days in the bush (yes I like
being lost), trying to find the village of your grandma Yvonne, only
to see her face when I present her with that little box ...
So,
nothing very concrete and if you are not convinced, I will not be
upset (of course, pretty soon this website is going to be overflowing
with reassuring comments and positive references from my other
“clients”)! We all live in societies based on distrust and, for
our sake, let’s agree that this is the fault of other people... It
has nothing to do with you trusting a strange foreigner to change the
world! This is not how things work (but, how do they work, if not
like this???) If you are okay to try the experience despite
everything, let’s go! Shivers, surprises, laughter and maybe even
tears of joy guaranteed! Convinced? Well, then, the time has come to
move on to the cash register step, en
vous remerciant.
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